(🌠)　“二战(⛲)”时期，盟军(🏽)要实施(🔼)安奇奥(ào )登陆计划，迫(🕰)于对一门叫安奇奥大炮的超级(🍖)武器的忌惮，要(😧)派两个(🌫)精锐特工去(❣)摧(cuī )毁(🏇)这门(mén )大(dà )炮，结果两个傻逼被派(🗄)了(le )去，最(zuì )后(hòu )经过一连串(chuàn )搞(🛹)笑事件(jiàn )，阴(yīn )差(chà )阳错的最后(hòu )完(😚)成(chéng )了任务。　　片段一(🔊)：德国人(🌙)在北非布置(🥁)了一个陷(xiàn )阱，准(🖲)备(bèi )了一幅(fú )假的防御(㊗)工事(shì )(🥔)地(💻)图让这二个士兵带回(🤠)去。他(tā )们却(què )阴差阳错的拿走了真的(de )(🥫)地图，最(🔔)终赢得了战(😍)役(yì )。　　片段二(🧣)：他们化装(👣)成管(guǎn )道(dào )工潜入德军在意大利(🛎)的司令部，给他们卫生间的管道修得乱(luàn )七八糟，把将军(jun1 )淋(😝)了(le )个落汤鸡。将(jiāng )军去换衣服，拉开(🔤)抽(👌)屉(tì )发(fā )(📸)现一(yī )套新(xīn )的军服(🐞)，于(yú )是洗头洗脸(liǎn )准(🌂)备(🔙)换(🌱)上新军服的(de )时候闭(bì )着眼把脸盆(pén )里的脏水倒进抽屉(tì )里了（柜子旁边(🛃)有(yǒu )一(yī )个(🧘)废水桶）。那(nà )(🕺)个将军是最(🚩)主(🍹)要的一个(gè )配角，很有意思。到(🍯)影(yǐng )片结束前1分钟，都(👼)没有(🐅)一句台(✒)词(💨)。最后说了一句“谢谢”。　　片段三：德军有一门超级大炮(🈺)俯视着(🦐)联(🏁)军(jun1 )将要(♈)登陆的海滩。这二(😙)个(gè )士兵居(🕤)然化(huà )装(zhuāng )成希特勒和随从，去(qù )视(shì )察大(🍂)炮，把(bǎ )大炮炸掉了(le )。　(🤳)　(🔡)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time